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1. (angry pirate) (8357↑, 1737↓)
when a woman is giving a man head, he pulls out, and nuts in her eye. Upon doing this, she will let out some sort of grunt of disapproval, and at this point he kicks her in the shin. This poor girl, being pissed and hurt, will hobble after your laughing ass.

dude,i gave your sister an angry pirate, and thats why she's limping a little...(don't ask why she's walking like she has a stick up her ass... thats a whole different story dude.)

2. (Angry Pirate) (1966↑, 863↓)
The act of recieving oral sex while standing up right, ending with the reciever not only shooting his sperm rocket into one of the giver's eyes, but also kicking the giver in one of his/her shins, thereby hindering the giver with a "peg leg" and a defunct eye.

Avast\! While giving Scott an angry pirate, I ordered him to walk the plank. ARRRRRR

3. (Angry Pirate) (1231↑, 378↓)
When a man is receiving [head] while standing and his partner on their knees. Just before he ejaculates in his partners mouth, he pulls out and shoots his load in his partners eye. This will cause his partner to shut the eye with the [semen] in it. When the partner jumps up in anger, the man when kicks his partner in the shin, causing the partner to jump up and down holding the kicked leg and screaming "ARRRGHH\!" in pain.

I got back at that cheating bitch by giving her the angry pirate just before I broke up with her\!

4. (Angry Pirate) (472↑, 252↓)
Girl is giving you blowjob but you tell her you don't want to finish her mouth (play the nice guy angle). Instead, you hold her head close as you finish in her eye (right eye preferable). As she stumbling around like a drunken hobo, you kick her in the shins really hard. As you're running away, peek over your left shoulder. If you've done everything right, you should see an angry pirate\!

Yargh\! I gave your sister the old angry pirate last night\!

5. (angry pirate) (339↑, 214↓)
When a man (or even woman in some cases) is recieving oral sex and pulls out of their partners mouth, only to ejaculate into their eye. The reciepient of the ejaculation will then stand up and cover their eye with their hand. During this, the opposite partner will then kick their now sightless partner and run off like a wuss as the poor cripple hobbles after them.

Last night my boyfriend thought he'd be a punk smart-ass and give me an angry pirate. That pussy ran off like a little girl and you know I chased after him. I caught his goddamn ass and kicked him in the nuts, so now he's chained up in my basement. \angry\ pirateFYI: True story.\angry\ pirate

6. (Angry Pirate) (243↑, 146↓)
This is a Caribbean method. First get your girlfriend to give you head, but before youre done, squirt her in her eye with- you know- causing her to lose vision... then when she stands up, kick her in her shin. Watch her hold her eye and hop on 1 leg- AARGH\!\!\!

She didn't like the parrot for her birthday after the angry pirate incident

7. (Angry Pirate) (103↑, 68↓)
The act of having sex with your female partner and at the point of ejaculation aim and shoot your sperm in her eye. She will then grab her eye, at which point you kick her in the shin. She will hop around the room holding her eye and shin and screaming like an angry pirate.

Got down and dirty with the missus last night and gave her an angry pirate, she wasn't happy\!

8. (Angry Pirate) (29↑, 12↓)
When you cum in a girls eye kick her in the shin and run away so shes hopping on one leg and has one eye closed

Man Forrest got a picture of Max giving Sean an angry pirate

Author: Sean "anal seepage" Mielke http://angry-pirate.urbanup.com/3066582
9. (Angry Pirate) (5↑, 3↓)
Usually, at the point of [orgasm] while receiving a [blow job] ([oral sex]) cumming in one eye of your partner then kicking them savagely in the shin causing them to slap a hand over the offended eye. Then hop around on one foot screaming, "AARRRRGHHHH\!"

Yeah, that [ho] Shalundria is pissed off for real. Last weekend I gave her the Angry Pirate and she still limping around the [hood] looking like a [gimp] Pop-eye.

10. (Angry Pirate) (5↑, 1↓)
When you blow your load in the girls eye and then kick her in the shin so she screams and hops around on one leg.

Jenna was very poor at giving a blow job so when I was ready to blow I gave her an angry pirate.

11. (angry pirate) (15↑, 13↓)
The act of kicking a girl in the shin and then when she turns around to see what happened you squirt in her eye so she is limping and can't see in one eye.

Damn dude, last night i pulled an angry pirate on jill and she got PISSED\!\!\!

12. (angry pirate) (12↑, 10↓)
when a girl/guy is suckin u off and b4 u busts in their mouth u pull it out and get them in the eye, then u kick out their knee or shin so they hop and get pissd. they may also make angry noises

Travis Kaiser was suckin off his boyfriend Chris and Chirs pull out his Penis and shot Travis in the eye and then kickd him in the shin. Travis then started to hop on 1 leg and make grunting noises...huns the angry pirate

13. (angry pirate) (15↑, 13↓)
while being sucked off finish off in her eye then kick her in the shins so she'll let out an "ARRGGG" effect while she is hopping around in pain as if she had a peg leg, and if you want to be professional about it put your pubes right up on her chin so she has a beard.

Andrew,last night your sister was sucking me off in your room then she bit my dick on accident so I was pretty pissed. So I gave her an angry pirate, she says she still has no vision in her right eye.

14. (Angry Pirate) (7↑, 5↓)
The effect that occurs when one shoots jism in the face of a woman and kicks her in the shin.

blowing your load on a girls eye, making her stand to her feet grabbing the eye then afterwards kicking her in the shin causing her to stand on one leg making her look like one angry pirate

15. (angry pirate) (39↑, 37↓)
Angry Pirate- is when you cum in someones eye and kick them in the shin making them hold there eye and hop around on one foot saying "Arrrh\!" Just like an angry pirate LoL

Shut up bitch, or I'll give you the angry pirate.

16. (Angry Pirate) (1↑, 1↓)
The face you make in a picture taken when you are to drunk to remember or to drunk to care that you shouldn't be in the picture anyways.

-Did You drink last night? -Oh yeah, check out my angry pirate face on facebook.

Author: Charlie Hustle II http://angry-pirate.urbanup.com/5389198
17. (angry pirate) (5↑, 5↓)
when you are getting a blowjob and pull your dick out of her mouth before you cum and jab her in the eye with your erect cock. while she is in pain you jizz on her face, futher pissing her off to where she grunts like a pirate.

did you see your moms black eye? yea, i gave her an angry pirate last night.

18. (Angry Pirate) (1↑, 1↓)
when u skeet in a girls eye then procede to kick her in the shin/leg

I like rough sex, so me and my girlfriend do constant angry pirates.

19. (angry pirate) (21↑, 21↓)
To ejaculate in one's eye and simultaneously stomp on their foot. The subject will hop on one leg covering their eye saying "Arrgh"

I picked up a hussy last night and gave her the ole angry pirate.

20. (angry pirate) (3↑, 3↓)
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Hey Buddy is all ya need to know, stay away from all imposters of deviations of the "Angry Pirate"

21. (angry pirate) (0↑, 1↓)
When you plop your nutsack in someone's eye, and they grunt in disapproval. Thinking, "Fuck you bitch\!" you kick them in the shin. As they are extremely pissed, limping and wearing an eyepatch, you laugh your ass right off.

I am so mad at him right now, I'd love to angry pirate him\!

22. (angry pirate) (0↑, 1↓)
When you plop your nutsack in someone's eye, and they'll grunt in anger. Thinking, "Fuck you bitch\!" you kick them in the shin. As your partner is extremely pissed off, hobbling and wearing an eyepatch, you laugh your ass off.

I am SO pissed at him right now, I want to surprise angry pirate him\!

23. (Angry Pirate) (30↑, 31↓)
A sexual act in which you ejaculate in a womans left or right eye causing her to cover her eye with her hand, Follow this up with a swift kick to her shin sit back and watch her limp like a pirate. A punch to her stomach to make her groan is optional.

Damn lastnight I gave that girl an Angry Pirate.. She was really pissed off..

24. (Angry Pirate) (5↑, 8↓)
1. A man eating SHRUB commonly found in YOUR BACK YARD. 2. When you are getting a blow job... and you cum in her eye and kick her in the SHIN 3. COMPLETELY OBLITERATE THE OTHER TEAM

Definitions 1 + 2 -Son: DAD\! Look at that ANGRY PIRATE. i think it's coming for you\!\!\!\! -Dad: OH SHIT Definition 3. -team 3:Blown'd

Author: Kixk toppa hata in your balls http://angry-pirate.urbanup.com/2805329
25. (angry pirate) (1↑, 5↓)
all the women i know swallow,it is only when they swap with bad co-ordination you get the blink,this of course can be registered in the male brain(75% slower than a womens) as an indication of sexual ectasy where apon they usually give the sperm recipent a black eye with the nearest ball which normally swinging at a rate of knots.

mylastrequest response to the angry pirate definition

26. (angry pirate) (8↑, 12↓)
the girl's balls deep in you, and you pull out and nut in her eye, she quickly puts her hand over it (similar to an eyepatch) then you stomp on her foot and she bounces around on one leg going arrrrrrg\! arg\! arg\! (similar to a pirate with an eyepatch and a peg leg) If you really want to go for the K-O, try combining it with the [philly-fakeout]

it's pretty self explainitory. Do the angry pirate

27. (Angry Pirate) (24↑, 34↓)
When your girls givin you head and you pull it out of her mouth and jizz in her eye then kick her in the knee.

Last night i gave that whore an angry pirate becuase she charged me double the usual price.

28. (angry pirate) (13↑, 27↓)
After banging a girl in her tight pussy, ass and finally her mouth, Shoot your sperm rocket in her eye. When she says arggghhhh kick her in the shin and say "I just gave you and angry pirate\!\!\!"

After fucking Stephanie in every hole, I pulled out of her tight pussy and shot a sperm rocked in her right eye. She instead of saying arggghhh, said what the fuck, so I kicked her in her shin and slapped her in the ass and ran away.

Author: I bang tight pussy http://angry-pirate.urbanup.com/740780
29. (Angry Pirate) (13↑, 28↓)
An Angry Pirate is when you whip out your dick and splooge into a girls eye and then kick her in one knee. She will then come after you on one leg with one eye out like a Pirate. See also [Angry Penguin]

You gave your girlfriend an Angry Pirate last night.

30. (Angry Pirate) (4↑, 21↓)
When receiving a blow job, the receiver blows their load into the giver's eye, causing the giver to grimace, put their hand over their eye (like a patch), and scream, "Argh\!"

She was going down on me and I waited until the last second to tell her I was about to come. As she pulled away, I got her in the eye and she looked like an Angry Pirate.

31. (angry pirate) (3↑, 22↓)
its when your fucking a girl in the ass and then you spit on her back. she thinks your done, but when she turns around you kick her in the shin and then she goes ARR-ARR-ARR\!

the angry pirate got the 96 year old woman every time

32. (Angry Pirate) (6↑, 25↓)
When you are getting head from a girl and before you cum you shoot your jizz in her eye so she covers her eye and makes an arrrrrgh sound. then you kick her in the shin so she's hopping. then lastly you bend one of her index fingers so she has a hook. no here's the point where you laugh and leave.

i shot this girl all in her eye and kicked her hard in the leg and bent her finger and laughed hysterically she thought it was mean.

33. (Angry Pirate) (38↑, 57↓)
When you're fucking a girl in the ass and you spit on her back and she turns around because she thinks you came on her back and you jizz in her eye and kick her hard in the leg so then she stands up holding her leg and covering her eye like an angry pirate.

Ryan was tired of fucking Jen so he gave her an angry pirate.

34. (angry pirate) (11↑, 31↓)
The act of recieving head, but just before you ejaculate, you pull out and shoot it in her eye. Then you proceed to pull out some of her pubes, throw them on her face, and then kick her in the shins, thus making her hobble around on one leg whilst screaming aggg. She will without doubt be angry, thus making her an angry pirate.

One day i gave this chick a dirty-pirate. i laughed.

35. (angry pirate) (13↑, 34↓)
While this is a fun sport, I advise you all not to perform the angry prirate on female law students; it will not work out all that well for you in the end.

I gave this girl in my class an angry pirate and now she is suing me for an intentional tort.

36. (angry pirate) (15↑, 36↓)
Or also known as the Dirty Pirate. Give a give web eye then kick her in the shin and run away, turn around and she looks at you like an angry priate chasing you with one eye and and a stump leg.

I shot her a web eye and she came after like and angry pirate\!

37. (angry pirate) (5↑, 28↓)
A good term to use When my male lover gives me head. When im about to cum i shoot it in his eyes. I get all the cum in his eyes and he squints. He gets angry and screams, therefore i gave him an angry pirate.

Sal couldnt give me head last night so I just gave my brother an angry pirate instead.

38. (angry pirate) (14↑, 37↓)
The act of getting a blow job from a girl, or guy...shooting the load in their face, kicking them in the shin, and then telling them you slept with their brother/sister...so to make them say "arrggg\!"

I came in her face, kicked her hard in the shin, and ran away shouting I slept with her sister, and she came out holding her eye, limping, and saying "Arrrrggg\!"

39. (Angry Pirate) (6↑, 30↓)
When two individual of opposite sexes are engaging in intercourse and the male proceeds to punch the girl in one eye, kick her in the knee and then call her a dirty slut with rotten herpes. The female will walk and talk like and angry pirate with her eye covered and limping.

Some sorostitute was talking to me during sex about some stupid shit so I did made her an Angry Pirate

Author: James R. Pennington III http://angry-pirate.urbanup.com/819838
40. (Angry Pirate) (13↑, 37↓)
When you're fuckin a chick, pull it out and shoot it in her eye and then kick her in the shin. She then limps around the room covering her eye.

I was doin this chick the other night and I made her an angry pirate.

41. (Angry Pirate) (17↑, 46↓)
The true act of an Angry Pirate is very rare. It requires a female with at least one glass removable eye. While making love with this special one eyed woman, you request her to remove her glass eye so that you can penetrate the oriface. When she agrees, you proceed to [bust] it in her eyehole. She will no doubt cover her eye hole by instinct. When she does this, kick her in the shin. She will then be hobbling toward the bathroom (to clean her eye hole) with one hand over her eye in a pirate like limp. Don't be surprised if she uses some pirate language such as ARRRRRGGGG. She will no doubt be angry and will look like a pirate. Congratulations\! You have made her an ANGRY PIRATE\!\!\!\!\!

My friend the eye doctor is so lucky, he always meets woman with a glass eye...perfect candidates for an Angry pirate.

42. (angry pirate) (5↑, 55↓)
When a man blows his load in a girls eye and then make a loud "errrrrrr" nose, such as a pirate would make.

I gave that girl an angry pirate last night, it was deadly\!

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